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Dinner at the Kelly'ssomeone really swell (8:32:01 PM): My AIM was being a little bitch  IMPogo (8:32:02 PM): got to pick up pops  someone really swell (8:32:23 PM): ok  someone really swell (8:32:25 PM): well  someone really swell (8:32:31 PM): Couple of questions  someone really swell (8:32:39 PM): Do you need an entire new wardrobe?  someone really swell (8:33:07 PM): How much are you willing to spend on this?  IMPogo (9:19:38 PM): quickly, before I eat...  IMPogo (9:19:57 PM): I want to at least double the amount of clothing I now have  IMPogo (9:20:30 PM): and I will spend as much as is necessary, up to... oh... $ Dinner at the Kelly's
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cakeThere I was. Leaving con trails through my atmosphere. Bold and clear blazing straight line, miles above and completely in control of my stimuli. Wrapped entirely in myself and what I had to do, mind wanders and discovers matter-of-course  copasetic thought . “Do I have my keys? Yes, I do.” Keep moving, quick stroke, one foot in front of the other. Having a place to be, and certain things expected of me, there was control.  
 
It was another thick morning. Cold, semi bright, but still coming across as rancid. A thick column of smoke sat on the northwestern horizon. Like a crowbar of carbon and other elements wedged into th cake
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Distaste of the UnionNow this seems familiar. Flashback 2003: Same room, same channel, same ape face spouting crap. It's sort of amazing if you think about it. Last year's focus was war against vicious outsiders who were jealous, but now that we've gotten all that out of the way it's right back to war against America.  
 
That's right, they found scary Arab man, in a hole, or in the north, or at a McDonald's, somewhere... point is they found him and blew his loony sons to bits. Problem solved, America seemingly returns to its rightful status as international bad ass. They even found the "WMD components" they were so worried about. Whoof! What a relief! Distaste of the Union
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12-2-2003everybody's babysitting angels  and slipping warm  
across the fields and pines   
spin deeply   
thinking of you  and that one move  hold it there  then we move along   
so sweet   
so take a step  and hold it in  countless tiles  repeat indefinitely   
continually calm 12-2-2003
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  • Current Residence: san antonio, tx
  • Favourite movie: M*A*S*H* or Dr. Strangelove or something
  • Favourite band or musician: as of this moment Pontius CoPilot
  • Favourite genre of music: experimental jet-set trash
  • Favourite poet or writer: Vonnegut
  • Favourite style of art: the intriguing kind
  • Operating System: Panther, rowrr...
  • MP3 player of choice: iTunes, 'cause I'm lazy or dumb
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cherry Poptart and Co.
  • Personal Quote: Acquiescence is collusion -- pretentious, yes.
  • Tools of the Trade: the several pounds of blood soaked sponge between my ears

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~xXLintuXx Apr 11, 2009, 11:31:07 AM
OMG I know you. :omg:

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~evilfaeries Mar 31, 2004, 5:31:45 PM
Thank You SO SO much for +faving my prose 'Fuck Love'.
You are such a dear.

:hug: , :smooch: & :pet:
Kandice

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` you can leave me on the corner where you found me,
i'm not for sale anymore.
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~evilfaeries Mar 29, 2004, 2:22:10 PM
Thank You so much for adding me to your dev watch/friends list.

<3 Ill come thank you later for the +fav when I get to it.

xox Kandice

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my myspace!

` you can leave me on the corner where you found me,
i'm not for sale anymore.
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=sarah-rockz Mar 23, 2004, 10:47:40 AM
:heart: Thankyou so much for your +fav on: [link] Glad you liked it! :heart:

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~Shadowbox Mar 11, 2004, 10:57:56 PM
don't ask me how, but i ran across a post you wrote on the Christians group and it made me laugh... just wanted to check out the mind behind the comment. =P
oh, and i agree on what you said... such bloody madness, heh.

nice collection ya got here as well, will try to be back and check it out sometime.

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“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”
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~grunshreck Mar 11, 2004, 11:29:15 PM
I'm glad it made you laugh -- you should get a load of some of the bloody jesus jokes I came up with later that night -- I don't think they even noticed it. I was trying to bait them without out sounding too insane, that is the only way to pick a fight with god... that and they really creep me out.

Thanks too, it is a nice collection, isn't it? You've got some pretty wild stuff over there too. I said, "neat."
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~Shadowbox Mar 14, 2004, 9:44:41 PM
it's was great... you said exactly what i was thinking when i looked at some of that work.
keep up the writing! you've got a pretty intresting mind for that medium. i'm envious of those who can write well. i'll put ya on my stalk list to keep up with ya, if ya don't mind (like you have a choice in the matter=P)
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“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”
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